Athos
| Name: | Athos |
| Location: | The Sun God |
| Rank: | Coxun |
| God: | Aken |
Skills and Knowledge
2008
Rogues Picnic 2008 - 3rd Place Arm Wrestling
2007
The Sun God - Passed Bells test
Belaying Pin - Knot Test - passed
Ship Test - Bosun Calls - passed
Noted Favors and Awards
WHY I OUTTA!!! ;)
Biography
Athos McWookie was born in a barn, with a bottle of country gravy in his fat little paw. A blast of salty sea air drove his mind to the sea before he realized it was simply flatulence from an unseen mysterious force.
"rise from your grave..."
That was totally how became known as "altered beast"
Anywho, realizing he would never be smart enough to understand that the earth has only been around for 5,000 years and persuing his militant desire to find Jesus he went to the sea with a scotch egg in one hand, his mug in the other whistling if you're happy and you know it the whole way to the beach.
He sat there practicing his butt-trumpet and calling seagulls to nest in his beard for many years. Till Stalkie found him and offered him some hobo-stew and they hopped trains and played banjos till the world was filled with the sweet sound of awesome and wookie's over-ripe BO.
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